i have just pulled an epic all nighter that has lasted over the course of about six nights

am i supposed to be seeing double rainbows all the way across the sky wow wow oh my god so intense?

i think i could actually insulate new housing for the destitute with all the red bull cans in my apartment right now

[There's Weaz. In his apartment at the MAC. Lyin' on his sofa. He's the sofa king. He's surrounded by the detritus of an obvious sickness: used tissues, empty orange juice bottles, a half-melted ice pack on his head, and so forth ( Read more... )

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Whoa been here a year.

THAT IS EXCITING only not because who gives two ripping shits how long anybody's been here but themselves amirite?

USELESS ANNIVERSARIES.

Name them.

Including how many days it's been since Kate Gosslin got kicked off Dancing With The Stars.

((Oh and erm going to work shortly so replies will be incredibly scarce until I ( Read more... )

[Weaz is frantically opening a plain brown cardboard box, about a foot high and two feet long. Bits of styrofoam are flying every which way. And then plastic. And then. Like the shroud of Turin being revealed, he reverentially holds his new toy up to the camera ( Read more... )

[Weaz is sitting cross-legged on the floor of his now-empty MAC apartment. And he looks like he's gonna either cry like a bitch or ralph. Which....would add some color to those gray walls.]

So lemme get this straight.

I get 'Ported out. And it seems like hey boy howdy I took a little snoozola, dreaming misty dreams of cute squirrelly tush, and ( Read more... )

[Oh, Weaz, what are you doing? Why are you wearing an old man's bald wig? Why are you wearing obvious 'old person' make up? Why dear god why are you wearing a false mustache and goatee that make you look like Colonel fucking Sanders? And, above all else, why are you still wearing a t-shirt with this logo on it ( Read more... )

How long you think it'll be before internet marketers get a hold of the Comm passwords and start spamming us with Viagra ads?

...You guys want Viagra ads? I could make this happen.

[Weasel is wearing what could best be described as...um...well, if you can keep your brain from doing a massive data dump and your eyes melting out of your face long enough to register...there's brown leather. And brass studs. And chainmail. There may even be a sword and a magic helmet (a la Elmer Fudd) on his head. He must have just gone to an ( Read more... )

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